sex karo daily,agar wo mil jay akali agar na mily akali tu pakar lo us ke sahale, agar na mily sahale,tu zindabad hathale, par sex karo daily Jo mila aurat ko mila!! Option 1 : White Option 2 : Grey Option 3 : Black Option 4 : Blue Sardar jee : Can i phone a friend?
Ab kia karoon aise ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon. “W”ant “O”ne “M”an for “E”very “N”ight Kya khel ishq ne khela hai kyun latka hua ye kela hai dil kal bhi mera akela tha lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai ye money nahin chhooti lun ki hum kitni bar naha bethe din men panch bar naha bethe Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai Aandu, pandu & gandu teen dost hote hain. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination.
or 3rd wo jo mera sms phadraha hai choos lo na chosnay k liya tu hai tum bhi chosva laina main bhi choos don ge plz plz plz plz chooslo yeh lolly pop Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u, every 1 ignores u, then go and sit in the corner close ur eyes and think Bhanchod Akhir Chakar kya hai? Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes u get good service, sometimes bad service, sometimes no service and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service. Hila zor se hila hila pura hila dil se hila sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna maza ayega warana halwa jal jayega: P Sex is a sensation.
Student : Kyon ki itna chota condom ban hi nahi sakta. Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay darmian main kiay hai ? all couple have different phases of sex life, age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat, age: 38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat, age: 58 only JAZBAAT… Dost 3 : Kehtay hain us per bhi 3 4 log char chukay hain.
Girl : Meri dono tango kay darmian main aik lakeer hai.